The Quote Thread

[00:13:19] Podge: put that as requirement to clan, must be under 18 then winky face
[00:13:25] Very: xdd
[00:13:36] Payno: must be under 18 and low on self esteem
[00:13:39] FraRPetO: payno prefers 15 and under
[00:14:05] saleh: ken left hwd cuz he got old
[00:14:07] RM 11: dx
[00:14:21] FraRPetO: he got kicked
[00:14:31] Payno: The Rebellion: Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

Padraig: Average 16 YEEEEASH!!

[01:50:54] ROM101: cba boosting
[01:51:15] saleh: :O

Me: sad
Me: brosnan -.-
Alektra: ??
Me: pads name :/
Me: padraig brosnan
Me: -.-
Alektra: i thought it was
Alektra: padraig mcguinniess oreilly
Me: LOOOOL

me is big sloth

[13/04/2011 17:38:19] Nick/LP: god
[13/04/2011 17:38:25] Nick/LP: why am i even following mumra on twitter

[15:28:17] Nick/LP: tbh bebo, i didnt find you guys laggy, apart from bella, he laged so badly, not only he teleported several times,but he also flinched a clear headshot which was 1m distance ...srsly wtf man???


means you shot his neck
[15:28:17] Nick/LP: LOL
[15:28:36] Very: isnt it true :/
[15:28:39] Nick/LP: yeah
[15:28:39] Nick/LP: xD
[15:28:44] Michael: Wut what?
[15:28:49] Very: i can make a guy flinch when hes righ tnext to me
[15:28:52] Very: not hard
[15:28:56] Nick/LP: if u just shoot right below the head
[15:29:00] Nick/LP: the guy flinches
[15:29:01] Nick/LP: :/
[15:29:04] Very: ^ this
[15:29:19] Very: ppl are retared thinking its lag when you flinch close range
[15:29:23] Nick/LP: xD
[15:30:49] Very: the irony in my post is
[15:30:50] Very: kalos sig
[15:31:13] Very: Sick Aim Comes to Great Responsibility -- Kalogeros aka Elefantas
[15:31:15] Very: lol get aim son
[15:31:21] Nick/LP: LOOL

cooking oil
wtf was he thinking ??

lmfao bout that

[6/12/2011 5:36:03 PM] Maxtec: jon, do you like crumpets?
[6/12/2011 5:36:55 PM] Jonny: no but i like egg

Good times

[14:14:01] Nathan: lol @ you thinking you can outsmart a black

[13:37:31] Maxtec: exactly
[13:38:10] Maxtec: what was the last film you cried at?
[13:38:17] Nathan: me?
[13:38:43] Maxtec: yes
[13:38:54] Nathan: my sister's keeper why
[13:39:10] Maxtec: just wondered
[13:39:17] Nathan: stalker
[13:39:18] Maxtec: zoli's was schindler's list
[13:39:26] Nathan: lol
[13:39:26] Maxtec: when all those jews got away

Padraig wrote:

LOOOOOOL

[16:35:08] Atti|Ryan: nothing worse than watching a movie and you need to pee bad
[16:35:34] Payno: i never saw the end of lord of the rings because i needed to pee and it gave me a nosebleed
[16:36:01] Zoli: :O
[16:36:41] Atti|Ryan: the film or the pee?
[16:36:54] Atti|Ryan: gave you a nosebleed
[16:36:59] Payno: the pee
[16:37:03] Payno: maybe it was the film
[16:37:03] Atti|Ryan: xD
[16:37:09] Atti|Ryan: intense film and piss combo
[16:37:14] Payno: either way i was bleeding and about to piss myself
[16:37:38] Zoli:
[16:38:07] Zoli: lord of the rings was pain in the ass
[16:38:21] Zoli: i didnt know its that long
[16:38:21] Payno: everyone had to stand up to let me out
[16:38:33] Payno: there was blood dripping down my face and shirt
[16:38:39] Atti|Ryan: holding your crotch and nose
[16:38:53] Payno: was worried that i was going to start pissing everywhere aswell
[16:39:03] Zoli: looooooooooool
[16:39:50] Payno: im sure tonight will go better

[7/4/2011 10:21:22 PM] *** Zoli added Retard ***
[7/4/2011 10:22:59 PM] Zoli: sup nathan?
[7/4/2011 10:23:10 PM] Retard: i've fount out a way
[7/4/2011 10:23:12 PM] Retard: to print money
[7/4/2011 10:23:15 PM] Retard: LLOOLL
[7/4/2011 10:23:31 PM] Zoli: isnt it illegal?
[7/4/2011 10:23:41 PM] Retard: i dunno
[7/4/2011 10:23:44 PM] Retard: but you can't tell
[7/4/2011 10:24:08 PM] Retard: ive used it earliar on off licence
[7/4/2011 10:24:09 PM] Retard: on my street
[7/4/2011 10:24:12 PM] Retard: nothing
[7/4/2011 10:24:18 PM] Retard: he didn't realise a thing
[7/4/2011 10:24:21 PM] Retard: crinkled it up
[7/4/2011 10:24:26 PM] Retard: to make it more realistic
[7/4/2011 10:24:54 PM] Zoli: im pretty sure its illegal
[7/4/2011 10:25:14 PM] Zoli: u should stop it if u dont want to go to jail
[7/4/2011 10:25:18 PM] Max: a retard on a street of retards in a town of retards
[7/4/2011 10:25:28 PM] Max: of course a retarded idea would work there
[7/4/2011 10:25:47 PM] Retard: i can't go jail
[7/4/2011 10:25:48 PM] Retard: im 16
[7/4/2011 10:26:45 PM] Retard: and ill jus say i got them handed to me
[7/4/2011 10:26:50 PM] Retard: change froma shop
[7/4/2011 10:26:52 PM] Retard: and sue the shop
[7/4/2011 10:27:26 PM | Edited 10:27:35 PM] Max: zoli, press eject
[7/4/2011 10:27:50 PM] *** Zoli removed Retard from this conversation. ***

[07:35:45] Robert; Clunny: 21:48:34] *** Yumi added a-big-willy-from-his-bum ***
[21:48:39] Yumi: oh damn
[21:48:43] Yumi: wrong convo sorry
[21:48:50] Yumi: can you remove it zoli please ?
[21:49:17] *** Zoli removed a-big-willy-from-his-bum ***
[07:35:47] Robert; Clunny: LMAO
[07:35:49] Robert; Clunny: OMGLOL
[07:36:01] Very: ((rofl))
[07:36:03] Robert; Clunny: yumi LOL
[07:36:06] Very:
[07:36:20] *** Saleh added a-big-willy-from-his-bum ***
[07:36:24] Very: LOL
[07:36:26] Saleh: ((smirk))
[07:36:30] CptSlapaHo; Oscar: Only Clunny has powers
[07:36:32] CptSlapaHo; Oscar: So...
[07:36:32] Saleh: ^
[07:36:34] Very: exactly
[07:36:34] Very: LMFAO
[07:36:37] Robert; Clunny: fuck you
[07:36:52] Robert; Clunny: man fuck you guys
[07:36:58] *** Robert; Clunny removed a-big-willy-from-his-bum from this conversation. ***
[07:37:02] Robert; Clunny: I hate you
[07:37:03] Carlos;CB_Superstar: stfu
[07:37:04] CptSlapaHo; Oscar: ROFLLLLLL QUEER
[07:37:05] CptSlapaHo; Oscar: ROFL
[07:37:06] CptSlapaHo; Oscar: ROFLLL

[14:16:35] Max:nathan, did you get your results?
[14:16:40] Nathan: yes
[14:16:43] Nathan: failed
[14:16:46] Nathan: everything
[14:16:48] Max: all?
[14:16:55] Nathan: unmarked in english and maths
[14:16:59] Nathan: rest were d's
[14:17:10] Max: what was your highest mark?
[14:17:23] Nathan: c lol
[14:17:30] Max: in what?
[14:17:33] Jon: ....
[14:17:34] Jon: FYL
[14:17:43] Nathan: core science
[14:17:52] Max: thats a pass
[14:17:58] Nathan: i passed functional skills
[14:18:01] Nathan: maths and english l2 tho
[14:18:02] Max: lol
[14:18:21] Nathan: d is still gsce grade tho
[14:18:22] Max: what's functional skills?
[14:18:43] Nathan: like maths/english in the buisness/real word
[14:18:47] Nathan: scenarios like letters etc
[14:18:52] Nathan: complaints
[14:18:53] Nathan: lol
[14:19:05] Max: c and above is a "pass"
[14:19:09] Nathan: i told my mum i got A*'s and A's and she's throwing a pizza party
[14:19:12] Nathan: no any grade is pass
[14:19:18] Max: you didn't
[14:19:34] Nathan: yes i did?
[14:19:46] Max: you told her you got As?
[14:19:51] Nathan: yes
[14:19:53] Max: why?
[14:20:19] Nathan: don't want to dissapoint her..
[14:20:36] Max: so why didn't you try a bit harder then?
[14:20:47] Max: she'll find out one day
[14:21:11] Nathan: it's physically impossible for me to revise and i tried as hard as i could
[14:21:13] Nathan: and why will she
[14:21:35] Max: didn't she ask to see the paper?
[14:21:48] Nathan: no she believed my word
[14:21:50] Max: [14:20] Nathan: <<< it's physically impossible for me to revise and i tried as hard as i couldbullshit
[14:22:08] Max: this is a bit like those fake bags you sell
[14:22:29] Max: I hope you can get away with it for a while but you won't forever
[14:22:37] Max: you should try telling the truth
[14:22:40] Nathan: w.e atleast im going college
[14:22:49] Max: 6th form college?
[14:22:55] Nathan: no
[14:22:59] Max: what college?
[14:23:16] Nathan: http://www.zenos.com/
[14:23:22] Max: All these lies will catch up with you
[14:23:37] Max: I thought you were going to put mcdonald's college then
[14:23:44] Nathan: lol? why would i lie about going college
[14:23:52] Nathan: ask chris c he knows im going there
[14:24:01] Max: I don't mean that
[14:24:16] Max: That's an apprenticeship college
[14:24:30] Max: what are you going to do?
[14:24:40] Nathan: computing
[14:24:46] Nathan: u get £100 a week
[14:24:56] Max: from the governemnt?
[14:25:13] Nathan: for the course all apprenticehsip pay
[14:25:32] Max: oh right, because you should be working and learning
[14:25:45] Max: be a plumber, there's more money in it
[14:25:57] Nathan: ino nothing about plumbing
[14:26:08] Max: you'd learn it on an apprenticeship
[14:26:13] Max: water and pipes
[14:26:24] Nathan: why don't u
[14:26:39] Max: because I cba
[14:27:01] Max: I have a job anyway
[14:27:08] Nathan: same
[14:27:09] Max: why don't you keep on selling those bags
[14:27:17] Nathan: i am
[14:27:20] Nathan: want to buy one?
[14:27:25] Max: not really
[14:27:30] Nathan: wy
[14:27:38] Max: because they're fake
[14:27:43] Nathan: no they're not
[14:27:59] Nathan: £70 for a gucci backpack
[14:28:00] Max: coming from you I'm sticking with what I said
[14:28:06] Nathan: loool
[14:28:10] Nathan: no-one else knows that tho
[14:28:18] Max: someone will
[14:28:25] Nathan: u can't tel
[14:28:28] Max: selling on ebay?
[14:28:39] Max: what's your account?
[14:28:40] Nathan: sometimes if i can't make a sale over here
[14:28:47] Nathan: lol im not saying u will report me
[14:28:59] Max: not so dumb after all
[14:30:05] Nathan: im not dumb
[14:30:07] Nathan: jus lazy
[14:31:22] Max: no, you're lazy and stupid and dishonest
[14:31:40] Max: go and tell your mum the truth
[14:35:34] Max: and appologise to jon too
[14:36:18] Nathan: why should i tell her the truth if she doesn't need to know
[14:36:47] Max: you have to look deep inside yourself to find the answer to that
[14:38:18] Nathan: lol?
[14:39:43] Zoli:

[10:21:18 PM] Jonny: should i switch on my tv after it's been on its side?
[10:21:23 PM] Jonny: straightaway?
[10:21:31 PM] Max: lol
[10:21:38 PM] Max: best jon question yet
[10:21:43 PM] Jonny: ...
[10:21:51 PM] Max: I mean supidest, not best
[10:22:14 PM] Jonny: whats the answer, they say you have to wait lke 24hrs till you switch on fridges
[10:22:23 PM] Jonny: because of the gases
[10:22:30 PM] Zoli: yeah wait
[10:22:33 PM] Jonny: and since my hdtv uses gases
[10:22:36 PM] Jonny: i thought
[10:22:40 PM] Jonny: ... ok
[10:22:41 PM] Atti|Ryan: lol

[00:37:09] Very: im gna love making these bombs tbh
[00:37:14] saleh: ^LOL TRUE ARAB
[00:37:16] Pádraig: XDDDD
[00:37:21] Very: no cliche intended
[00:37:24] Very: im gna love it
[00:37:25] Very: xd
[00:37:26] Pádraig: acr bringing out the muslim in you
[00:37:32] Very: (chuckle)

[14:40:25] Páyno: do you have a zoo?
[14:40:37] Zoli: yes
[14:40:48] Páyno: is it good?
[14:41:28] Zoli: its like a zoo