The Quote Thread

[21:48:34] *** Yumi added a-big-willy-from-his-bum ***
[21:48:39] Yumi: oh damn
[21:48:43] Yumi: wrong convo sorry
[21:48:50] Yumi: can you remove it zoli please ?
[21:49:17] *** Zoli removed a-big-willy-from-his-bum ***

Zoli :O

Padraig wrote:

That is pure ownr

Nathan watched Harry Potter 6 movie

[2:12:47] Zoli: read it only 700 pages
[2:12:57] Nathan ツ: how long did it take u to read
[2:13:03] Zoli: 2days
[2:13:13] Nathan ツ: 700 pages in 2 days
[2:13:22] Nathan ツ: 300 pages a day
[2:13:33] Nathan ツ: i can't even read a 100 page book in a week
[2:14:18] Zoli: i see u rent good at math either
[2:14:39] Nathan ツ: i'm good actually
[2:14:42] Nathan ツ: i get a in effort
[2:14:53] Nathan ツ: and i'm predicted b/c

[2:27:46] Nathan ツ: how do i meet a celebrity?
[2:27:56] Nathan ツ: i want to meet voldermort
[2:28:18] Zoli: u know he is not real
[2:28:22] Zoli: right?
[2:28:31] Nathan ツ: what?
[2:28:47] Nathan ツ: looks pretty real to me
[2:29:02] Zoli: he s under ur bed

Why isn't Mussolini/Greggs the baker discussion in here?

15/09/2010 18:39:48] DoubleTaps.: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=721789819&ref=search
[15/09/2010 18:40:19] N Gizzle: is she italian?
[15/09/2010 18:40:22] DoubleTaps.: si
[15/09/2010 18:40:42] Very: she is mussolini's daughter
[15/09/2010 18:40:45] Very: don't add nathan
[15/09/2010 18:40:51] N Gizzle: thats darios profile
[15/09/2010 18:40:54] N Gizzle: and hus musolini
[15/09/2010 18:40:58] DoubleTaps.: lol
[15/09/2010 18:40:58] Very: o.o
[15/09/2010 18:41:00] Maxtec: I thought you meant our dario
[15/09/2010 18:41:04] DoubleTaps.: history class?
[15/09/2010 18:41:08] Very: ^
[15/09/2010 18:41:08] DoubleTaps.: loooool
[15/09/2010 18:41:10] Very: LLO
[15/09/2010 18:41:15] DoubleTaps.: not our dario
[15/09/2010 18:41:15] N Gizzle: what?
[15/09/2010 18:41:23] N Gizzle: i'm confused
[15/09/2010 18:41:28] N Gizzle: thats not darios girlfriend
[15/09/2010 18:41:31] DoubleTaps.: you never heard of mussolini
[15/09/2010 18:41:32] Maxtec: first time?
[15/09/2010 18:41:32] N Gizzle: thats dario
[15/09/2010 18:41:37] N Gizzle: whos that
[15/09/2010 18:41:50] Maxtec: his gf is fit
[15/09/2010 18:41:54] Very: its mussolini nathan
[15/09/2010 18:41:58] DoubleTaps.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini
[15/09/2010 18:42:02] DoubleTaps.: ^dario
[15/09/2010 18:42:04] Very: LOL
[15/09/2010 18:42:07] Very: LOOOOOOOL
[15/09/2010 18:42:15] N Gizzle: so
[15/09/2010 18:42:18] N Gizzle: why is ita dario
[15/09/2010 18:42:22] N Gizzle: in wilki
[15/09/2010 18:42:24] N Gizzle: he's famous?
[15/09/2010 18:42:26] PadraigB: lool
[15/09/2010 18:42:34] DoubleTaps.: ......
[15/09/2010 18:42:44] N Gizzle: wait
[15/09/2010 18:42:47] N Gizzle: thats 1888
[15/09/2010 18:42:48] N Gizzle: so
[15/09/2010 18:42:51] N Gizzle: thats not dario?
[15/09/2010 18:42:57] N Gizzle: how does he relate to dario
[15/09/2010 18:43:03] DoubleTaps.: its his dad
[15/09/2010 18:43:11] N Gizzle: ita dario?
[15/09/2010 18:43:19] DoubleTaps.: dariog_88
[15/09/2010 18:43:28] N Gizzle: LMAO
[15/09/2010 18:43:29] DoubleTaps.: is mussolini's son
[15/09/2010 18:43:35] N Gizzle: but
[15/09/2010 18:43:37] N Gizzle: it said he's born 1888
[15/09/2010 18:43:38] Maxtec: by his 2nd marriage
[15/09/2010 18:43:38] N Gizzle: or w.e
[15/09/2010 18:43:44] DoubleTaps.: oh yh max
[15/09/2010 18:43:54] DoubleTaps.: he kept going
[15/09/2010 18:43:59] N Gizzle: so wheres the daughter?
[15/09/2010 18:44:03] DoubleTaps.: very virile
[15/09/2010 18:44:07] DoubleTaps.: dunno
[15/09/2010 18:44:12] Maxtec: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grotbags
[15/09/2010 18:44:16] Maxtec: that's his mum
[15/09/2010 18:44:22] Maxtec: That's what the G stands for
[15/09/2010 18:44:26] DoubleTaps.: ^ pro show
[15/09/2010 18:44:30] dariolasala: I'm not dariog88 XD
[15/09/2010 18:44:37] Maxtec: jamie
[15/09/2010 18:44:39] DoubleTaps.: lol, yh, not you.
[15/09/2010 18:44:43] dariolasala: lol
[15/09/2010 18:44:46] Very: LOLLLLLLLLLL
[15/09/2010 18:44:48] DoubleTaps.: yes max
[15/09/2010 18:44:51] N Gizzle: wtf
[15/09/2010 18:44:55] N Gizzle: why is dario here
[15/09/2010 18:44:59] Maxtec: sachiko's mate worked for berlitz english schoolin tokyo and they had rod hull's son working there
[15/09/2010 18:45:07] DoubleTaps.: 0_0
[15/09/2010 18:45:13] Maxtec: it was him
[15/09/2010 18:45:20] DoubleTaps.: nice
[15/09/2010 18:45:22] Maxtec: then he came back to the uk and made a tv show
[15/09/2010 18:45:26] PEDREG: this dario is placeplox from trf nathan
[15/09/2010 18:45:33] DoubleTaps.: ^^
[15/09/2010 18:45:33 | Edited 18:45:38] PEDREG: not dariog88
[15/09/2010 18:45:36] Maxtec: I showed her a youtube vid
[15/09/2010 18:46:37] N Gizzle: placebox name is dario aswell
[15/09/2010 18:46:40] N Gizzle: omg to many darios
[15/09/2010 18:46:49] PadraigB: *too
[15/09/2010 18:46:51] DoubleTaps.: this is buono dario
[15/09/2010 18:46:57] Very: cryers
[15/09/2010 18:47:02] N Gizzle: what did that massoni do
[15/09/2010 18:47:06] N Gizzle: or w.e his name is
[15/09/2010 18:47:08] Very: mussolini
[15/09/2010 18:47:09] Very: -_-
[15/09/2010 18:47:14] Maxtec: he was a baker
[15/09/2010 18:47:18] Maxtec: pro pastry
[15/09/2010 18:47:19] PadraigB: massoni is the glitcher?
[15/09/2010 18:47:21] N Gizzle: why is he famous
[15/09/2010 18:47:24] N Gizzle: no
[15/09/2010 18:47:25] N Gizzle: not him
[15/09/2010 18:47:26] DoubleTaps.: in greggs
[15/09/2010 18:47:27] PadraigB: massonri
[15/09/2010 18:47:29] N Gizzle: mussonlini
[15/09/2010 18:47:30] Maxtec: pastry
[15/09/2010 18:47:32] DoubleTaps.: from 1888-1954
[15/09/2010 18:47:34] N Gizzle: im sure greggs wasn't in 1888
[15/09/2010 18:47:38] DoubleTaps.: yh it was
[15/09/2010 18:47:43] DoubleTaps.: its old school
[15/09/2010 18:47:46] N Gizzle: LMFAO he invtented greggs?
[15/09/2010 18:47:49 | Edited 18:47:56] Maxtec: it was greggorio's then
[15/09/2010 18:47:56] DoubleTaps.: yep
[15/09/2010 18:48:02] N Gizzle: xDDDDDDDDD
[15/09/2010 18:48:19] Maxtec: didn't you know about greggs was italian?
[15/09/2010 18:49:12] DoubleTaps.: true story
[15/09/2010 18:49:28] N Gizzle: no
[15/09/2010 18:49:36] N Gizzle: i never noticed they were italian
[15/09/2010 18:49:39] Maxtec: why you call me?
[15/09/2010 18:49:39] N Gizzle: they seem english
[15/09/2010 18:49:44] DoubleTaps.: dunno
[15/09/2010 18:49:47] Maxtec: it WAS italian
[15/09/2010 18:49:51] Maxtec: not anymore
[15/09/2010 18:49:53] DoubleTaps.: ^^ not now
[15/09/2010 18:49:58] DoubleTaps.: after the war
[15/09/2010 18:49:58] N Gizzle: is muusonlini still run it?
[15/09/2010 18:50:00] DoubleTaps.: it changed
[15/09/2010 18:50:05] Maxtec: lmfao
[15/09/2010 18:50:09] Very: lol
[15/09/2010 18:50:10] Very: .
[15/09/2010 18:50:24] DoubleTaps.: nah, his family run it
[15/09/2010 18:50:27] DoubleTaps.: some of it.
[15/09/2010 18:50:41] N Gizzle: on wilkipedia it says
[15/09/2010 18:50:43] DoubleTaps.: dariog has shares in the business i think
[15/09/2010 18:50:50] N Gizzle: john robert gregg created it
[15/09/2010 18:50:59] Maxtec: mussolini was born in 1888 what do you think?
[15/09/2010 18:51:03] DoubleTaps.: anyone can add stuff to wiki
[15/09/2010 18:51:12] DoubleTaps.: wiki isnt true
[15/09/2010 18:51:14] N Gizzle: so darios father could be a fake
[15/09/2010 18:51:17] DoubleTaps.: dont trust it
[15/09/2010 18:51:23] Maxtec: his real dad is a fake
[15/09/2010 18:51:38] Very: no truster wiki
[15/09/2010 18:51:38] N Gizzle: so his real dad didn't own greggs?
[15/09/2010 18:52:23] DoubleTaps.: his real dad STARTED greggs
[15/09/2010 18:52:32] Very: WHY NO HI SALEH
[15/09/2010 18:52:42] saleh: his father is del perio
[15/09/2010 18:52:44] N Gizzle: all this greggs is confusing
[15/09/2010 18:52:46] Maxtec: do they still sell scotch eggs in greggs?
[15/09/2010 18:52:50] saleh: and hi yumi
[15/09/2010 18:52:51] N Gizzle: do they make octopus pies in greggs now
[15/09/2010 18:52:51] N Gizzle: xD
[15/09/2010 18:52:55] Very: :3]
[15/09/2010 18:52:58] DoubleTaps.: in ITA they do
[15/09/2010 18:53:04] Maxtec: don't lie

LMFAO

[10:39:18 PM] Maxtec: I went to canterbury school of art
[10:39:36 PM] Jonny: wheres that
[10:39:40 PM] Jonny: in canterbury.. ?

[16:46:33] N Gizzle: dubai is nice ad
[16:46:39] Padraig: jet laggy?
[16:46:40] Nathan ツ: thanks
[16:46:45] N Gizzle: yeh lol
[16:46:46] Nathan ツ: but u left without taking my number
[16:46:49] N Gizzle:
[16:46:56] N Gizzle: its a shame i saw only most of it
[16:46:59] N Gizzle: from the sky
[16:47:05] N Gizzle: very sandy
[16:47:19] Nathan ツ: nah dubai isnt sandy
[16:47:24] Nathan ツ: the rest of the country is
[16:47:25] Nathan ツ: xd
[16:47:36] Moe's-Tavern: salehs bedroom is sandy
[16:47:38] N Gizzle: dubai is in a country?
[16:47:47] Moe's-Tavern: it begins again...
[16:47:53] Nathan ツ: and so it begins

A muslim was sitting next to pad on a plane, pady ordered a whiskey the stewardess asked the muslim if he'd like a drink he replied in disgust, i'd rather be raped by a dozen whores then let liquor touch my lips! Pad handed his drink back and said me too, i didnt know we had a choice.

Can?

lolol

[00:46:04] BREAK TO WORK: i cannot live without alochol
[00:46:09] Máhammad: quoted

[12:51:43 AM] sáleh: seriously those fags
[12:52:02 AM] sáleh: does it take em alot to hve sex
[12:52:07 AM] Franz: LOLOLOL

[17:34:18] N Gizzlé: wow
[17:34:22] sáleh: [17:33] N Gizzlé:

<<< ur browner then mego check facebook
[17:34:28] sáleh: or are you color blind
[17:34:31] N Gizzlé: ur'e brown
[17:34:31] N Gizzlé: im white
[17:34:36] Atti|Ryan: O_o
[17:34:36] sáleh: (rofl)

[01:20:50] Pádraig: the grass is always greener saleh
[01:20:57] Pádraig: or in your case, the sand is always browner

LOL xD